MY REPLACEMENT !!????

 Hello Everypiggy,I have found some very interesting news.There is a new animal.

  He is commonly found in           Louisiana,and he lives in a 
  swamp. 
  He is GREEN,SCALY,CARNIVOROUS,
  and has LOTS and LOTS of TEETH.

  If you think you know what my
 POSSIBLE REPLACEMENT is, then 
 please let me know by leaving a
 comment.
         PIGGY OUT :)!

 (Bonus:When he jumps out of water   he CAN jump 2/3 his size)
          [two thirds]

   Wait,WILL HE EAT ME ???


   

All about MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello everyone. Today we have a

very important topic to discuss.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

 Today is ....National Pig Day!!!!

(National Pig Day is March 1)

So I thought we could talk all about Me.

   Me as in the most FANTASTIC, AMAZING,pig in the world.

   Name: Piggy the Amazing

   Fave Color:PINK Fancy Fuchsia

   Favorite Piggy:Amanda the Pig

   Drink:Starbucks Caramel 

         Frappuccino 

   Fave Food:Starbucks Cake Pop

   Healthy Food: No Comment

   Fave Restaurant:Starbucks

   Best Blog Writer:Piggy the          Amazing and MM

WHAT IN THE WORLD???????

Aloha everypiggy,
    So I decided I would tell you MM BIG SECRET.Lets back track a little.MM and I had just come back from VACATION in MEXICO . Then when MM was unpacking me,I saw IT.

IT was a BIG room with:1 big counter thingy,2 holes with fountains over them,a small white wall with a hole behind it ,a water sprayer thing and a mirror.

Hehehe,MM just told me it's Chinese food time sooooo,I HAVE TO GO PIGGY OUT.(This is MM try and guess the room piggy has found using the BOLDED GREEN CLUES,pretty pretty please do this,make a comment.)(this is MM using my editing magic so the comment settings were wrong so if you did comment,please comment again) 

IGNORING ME ????????

 Heloo Everyone ,
    So today I am going to tell you about how RUDELY MM was IGNORING ME.So I walked up to her bed and she was lying down and I walked up and said,"HEEEEEEY."SHE WAS SILENT :[.So,I SCREAMED,"DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE."SHE SAID NADA.I am still SO mad.Then she even had the NERVE to turn around,face me ,and close her eyes .AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
  MM just walked in and said she was asleep .HeHe......UUUUUHHHHH
PIGGY OUT :)!I still think she was ignoring me.....

GURLFRIENDS :)

HELLO!!!Today I'm going to give you more advice.

So this Piggy Post is about GURLFRIENDS and not telling them their hair is ugly. My GURLFRIENDS name is Amanda,Amanda the Pig.

She's got gorgeous pink ears and beautiful pink fuzz. But awhile ago she tried something new...SHE DYED HER FUZZ!!!I know it's EXTREME. She went from PINK FUCHSIA 1 to PINK FUCHSIA 2!!

How this happened is she went to 
PRESLEY'S SALON and Amanda said "it was fading". Then apparently Amanda asked to go a shade DARKER:o. 

When I picked up Amanda I told her it looked COMPLETELY DIFFERENT and NOT PIGTASTIC. I might be a SINGLE PRINGLE now :(. 

PIGGY OUT :)  I should open a salon so i can decide Amanda's hair color!

Don't Eat LOTS of Chocolate (Piggy Post!!!)

Today's Piggy Post is going to be about...NOT EATING 3 CHOCOLATE BARS!!! So the story on this is, once I was having a SECRET party at MM's house (where I live)and she didn't know about it (yes i know that is the definition of secret).
 MM and her family had had s'mores the night before so they had some extra chocolate.At the party there weren't many pigs (and a monkey)there was Amanda the Pig 
,Miss.Piggy,Piglet and Grapey(a purple monkey).Can you tell I'm quite the ladies man.

But back to the point-Amanda the Pig was looking for Kit-Kats and I was behind her and I saw THREE BIG CHOCOLATE BARS !So,I climbed up and grabbed them and KINDA ate them all:(.

After That, I had a HUGE tummy ache and MM still hasn't found out.PIGGY OUT:)(P.S.Amanda did get her kit-kats :)

Monthly Announcements :)

Hey piglvrs,I'm REALLY sorry I didn't post last week I had some stuff going on that was a bit stressful.DON'T WORRY I am still going try to post on the days I said in the schedule post (which you should check out if you haven't already). The LAST thing I have to say is I (the person who made this blog)will start being called MM.PIGGY OUT :)I WILL STILL CALL HER THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS BLOG